Haley Reinhart, Go Forth and Have a Phenomenal Career

Yes, Haley, you should have been the winner, but honestly, I was sick to death of Randy and Jennifer raggin' on you each week when you were so obviously the most talented and the classiest act, so go on and start on bigger and better things. American Idol has its agenda, and you apparently aren't on it. It may be better in the long run, since you won't be tied into their no doubt self-serving, BS recording contract.

Scotty and Lauren desperately need polish, and maybe that's what American Idol is looking for — someone moldable, someone they can make into a star and then sit around raking in the money, while patting themselves on the back for all their "expert criticism and guidance." You are already a star, Haley, and they didn't know what to do with you. I mean, you didn't even take some of their crap advice [gasp] ... what were you thinking!? 

I noticed recently that Lauren has been doing some "Haley moves" in her performances. She could certainly do worse than to try to emulate  a girl who probably even has Adele furrowing her brow in concern over her awesome version of "Rolling in the Deep."

Now, go, Haley — go and record some great stuff — maybe toss in another duo with Casey.

iPad + @ooma + @pinger TextFree Unltd = Suck it, Cell Phone!

I have always hated my cell phone. Okay, maybe not always, but probably 95 percent of the time. I can hardly ever hear it ring (If it even does ring. We are still debating that.) I changed the ringer to be the loudest, most annoying one possible, but I just don't hear it when I'm in a noisier place — which is weird, because I always seem to hear other peoples' cell phones.

And, because I don't answer my phone, I get a lot of phone messages and I hate that, too. I hate checking phone messages on my cell phone.  I hate logging in and putting in my password on the tiny keyboard. I finally changed my outgoing message to tell people not to leave messages, that I will see the missed call and just call them back.

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I pretty much just kept the cell phone for emergencies — calling 911, AAA, ordering a Papa Murphy's pizza (mostly the third one) — but now I can do that on my iPad with Ooma. Yes, you have to have an Ooma box and Ooma account, which I have had for almost two years, but you buy the box and that's it; no monthly phone bills. I used Vonage for four years before I got the Ooma, and the Ooma paid for itself after 10 months.

With Ooma on my iPad, I can now make phone calls by dialing the number on its giant dialing pad (at x2 size) and talking "to" my iPad with it's built-in microphone. If I'm in a noisy place, I use these Ifrogz EarPollution Plugz with Mic that I got from Amazon.com for about $15. 

I can't receive phone calls on my iPad with Ooma, however, but the Ooma people say that is coming. I don't really care, though, because with TextFree Unlimited, people can get hold of me any time. An annoying rooster tells me that I have a new text message (yes, I chose the rooster), along with a push notification on my iPad. I almost always hear that rooster. If not, I can see a bright red number on the TextFree icon when I check my iPad. It's right on my home page. I like TextFree better than other services I've tried because they give you an actual phone number that people can text, not an email address. 

Besides all this, TextFree sends me an email whenever I get a text message, and in addition to a regular phone message on the machine at home, I have Ooma set up to also send me an email with the phone message attached. Last but not least, I can always go online to the Ooma website to check phone calls and messages. There are so many ways to contact me that no one can ever say they can't reach me. 

All this works through Wi Fi, naturally, but if you have an iPad 3G with the AT&T data service (I pay $14.99/month for the 250MB), you can do your phone calling anyplace with cell service. I had to call my son the other day to tell him to let the dog in because a lightning storm was heading his way. Even my dog loves Ooma on my iPad.

Ooma phone calls cost 1.9¢ per minute for domestic calls, which is less than cell phone minutes in many cases, but if you have the Ooma Premier account — and I do — you get 250 free minutes every month. I have the Premier account because I like having two lines — one for my sociable daughter; being able to screen incoming calls; and pushing the button on the Ooma box to send all calls to voice mail. That last feature is worth $100/year alone.

Put the iPad 3G, the Ooma iPhone app, and TextFree Unlimited together, and I don't need my cell phone anymore. It's been almost two months since I used my cell phone — didn't even renew the cell service. Suck it, cell phone!

I love Greg Barchard! [ @barchard ]

Yes, I know, a little bit of a sensational blog post title, but it's true. I love Greg Barchard. I love his Rapidweaver plugins, and I love his customer support, and I love his genial nature when responding to our sometimes (frequently?) lame questions.

Regarding a recent suggestion for his first iPhone app from a list member, Greg Barchard said, "I would do a universal iPhone and iPad app. I don't like an app that sells multiple copies of itself on the store. It feels wrong." You go, Greg.

Buy Rapidweaver plugins from this guy. Seriously, you won't regret it. He answers questions quickly — even from his iPhone — his Google Groups mailing list is so helpful, and his plugins are cool and constantly being updated and improved.

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I can't decide which one is the dumbest in this triangle

Woman "Discovers" Her Husband's Other Marriage on Facebook

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Which one, which one ... 

Is it the first wife who took this guy back after she'd found evidence of his wedding plans with wife #2 on Facebook because he said he loved her and wanted to reconcile and that he wouldn't go through with the other wedding? 

Or, is it wife #2 who knows this guy had another wife and child that he didn't mind cheating on and who was dumb enough to post her photos on Facebook, and who apparently believes that she is so special that he would never do the same to her? 

Or, is it the scumbag husband who could possibly face criminal charges for fraud for filing taxes, completing insurance claims, etc., under the guise of a married man? [I can only hope.]

Maybe the kids should go live with someone outside of this group completely, someone who is not so stupid.

Grandma and Aunt Andy do that voodoo that they do so well

We try to do right by our kids, get them to eat the right things, get some exercise, stay healthy, and this is what happens when they spend a week with Grandma and Aunt Andy. 

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 Yep, three doughnuts for breakfast from Voodoo Doughnuts in Portland, Oregon: one Cap'n Crunch doughnut, one mango filled, and one Butterfinger doughnut. After Voodoo Doughnuts, they got brown sugar cinnamon white chocolate mochas. Oy!

Please! It's "Oops" Not "Opps"!

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I see it all the time: "Opps, my bad!" "Opps, I forgot the attachment." "Opps, I forgot!" I just went to a good-looking, well-designed website, except for the broken link that brought me to the nicely-customized 404 page. In huge letters it said, "OPPS! The page you are looking for does not exist." 

It's "oops," people. OOPS! As in "Oops, I did it again." Sheesh.